13.03.2008

Chuck clucks…

Wir in der Dealjaeger.de-Redaktion haben eine Schwäche für TV-Helden vergangener Tage. David Hasselhoff, Arnie Schwarzenegger, Mr T. … aber unser absoluter Favorit ist und bleibt Chuck Norris!

cover.pngNicht nur, dass er der erste Mensch war, der einen Dinosaurier mit bloßen Händen bezwang, in Missing in Action sich durch Vietnam ballert, als McQuade für Recht und Gerechtigkeit kämpft oder als Wahlkämpfer um’s amerikanische Volk sorgt – er ist auch rethorisch eine Koryphäe.

Ian Sceptor hat die besten Zitate (Beispiel: “Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.”) in einem Buch zusammengefasst. Leider ist das Feuerwerk ironischer Bonmots bislang nur auf Englisch erhältlich :-(



7 Kommentare

  • cassie am 17.03.2008 um 17:35 Uhr

    aber unser absoluter Favorit ist und bleibt Chuck Norris!… meiner auch!!!
    Unbedingt anhören :o )

    http://www.myvideo.de/watch/2952371

  • Antonia am 29.01.2015 um 11:54 Uhr

    Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when he eats.Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep; he waits.Chuck Norris’s teletcsis are so large his swimmers are sperm whales.When God flooded the planet Chuck Norris ate two of every animal. He swam through the storm with the animals resting in his belly. When he found dry land (he farted out a dove to find the olive branch) he pooped for eight days and set the animals free. A week later Noah arrived and Chuck Roundhouse kicked him for being late.Chuck Norris has no enemies. He has Dead People.Chuck Norris doesn’t commit murder, he removes the sick and the weak so the herd can be free of their deadweight.Every person Chuck Norris kills wins a Darwin Award because they were stupid enough to offend Chuck Norris and Chuck always removes his victims from the gene pool.

  • Raul am 29.01.2015 um 17:39 Uhr

    Here are some I made up:Einstein told Chuck Norris his round house kick could not break the speed of light. Chuck Norris rebuttal by round house kinckig him from the Future.Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in surgery, he believes in rounds house kicks to the face.Satellite images of Chuck Norris started the war in Iraq.Tiger Woods imitates his swing after Chuck Norris’ round house kick.Chuck Norris walks on water because the water is scared of Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris killed a shark when he told it to not breath.When a man farts, the fart scurries back into the man and the man explodes because Chuck Norris doesn’t like stink.

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